Top 10 Quotes Heard this Week

10. [in reference to keeping money in the icebox] "So, one might say they have a 'freeze' on their account..."

9. [speaking to a class of first graders] "your configurations of coins don't need to match your neighbors'."

8. "you'll have to excuse my friend, she's a little...crooked." refering to my parking at Target.

7. "You've got to be kidding me!" kristi when Fr. H. told the class they were going to read all of St. John ch. 6.

6. "You'll have to hold your nose from here to the sidewalk, it smells like cats."

5. "Look, you could get these for your Christmas trick-or-treaters." -me.

4. "What, boots?" -clint e. [i was pointing at mini-candy canes]

3. "I suppose I could have just taken the batteries out of the bird, but hiding it and leaving a ransom note just made more sense."

2. "I'm a pretty, pretty princess."

1. "We bring glory to God by praising him for what he has done, trusting him for all we need, and obeying him in all he asks." -John Piper [and you were thinking I wasn't gonna sneak in some theology...]